Dear Christopher George III,
I have taken a place at this shelter named Bed and Breakfast. The reason I chose this place is because it was cheaper than the pub I was originally going to go to. This place feels weird and ominous and the lady here is very odd. I feel very uncomfortable at this place and she has taxidermy’s of her pets. The reason she’s odd is because she is very kind. I know this sounds weird but she is a little too kind in a creepy way. She keeps offering me tea and it has a taste of bitter almonds. I want to leave but I feel like if I leave I would make her upset. She told me she was very picky about her customers, she said that she would wait until someone like me came along, someone perfect. She gives me the creeps. Why does she want me to drink so much tea? It feels like something bad is about to happen to me. I’ll leave it here because the landlady is calling me, if I disappear, you’ll know why.
-Yours sincerely,
Billy weaver.